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Not A Hedge Fund Manager - T Shirt

$24.99
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The ultimate tee for legends who think outside the spreadsheet.
Front: Clean, minimal design with your small Pintriot logo on the left chest.
Back: The audacious statement that makes everyone do a double-take.

Premium Material:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester).
Featherlight Feel: Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²).
Perfect Fit: Pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for lasting shape.
Unisex fit – Sizes XS to 3XL.

Note on Sheer Fabric:
Lightweight and slightly see-through for that “I’m chill but I’m secretly a genius” vibe.

Perfect for trading floors, backyard barbecues, or flexing on your friends who are still watching CNBC.
Grab yours now and let your gains do the talking — even if your financial knowledge is questionable.

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